The OHSO self-dispensing toothbrush

So you'd like to simplify your once before "sex night" a day toothbrushing ritual, but haven't bought into the whole blue light teeth cleansing idea huh? Well get your pre-order on 'cause OHSO, from swingin' Austin, Tejas, is about to ship their new self-dispensing travel toothbrush called the, er, OHSO.

The handle stores the grill wax which unloads via a gentle twist of the "knob."Sure there are other toothpaste dispensing toothbrushes out there, but none with such robo-phallic style or option of using our personal fave Princess Pink Bubble Gum toothpaste.

Hell, the OHSO comes with a universal adapter 'cause even the dental community can't agree on standards